The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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