god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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