No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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