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  • WTF is wrong with you? Are you bored with life? If you don't want that, I'll take it! I'm 46, I was doing crazy shit when you were still swimming around in your father's balls and I'm still doing crazy shit. If I can still do it so can you. Give it up because you met The One and want to get married, if you must, but don't go around complaining about how old you are. Not to me!

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 18, 12 at 8:58pm
    • Damn gramps arent you a little fucking old to be posting on this site?

      Submitted by ck24 on Jul 18, 12 at 11:21pm
      • You'd be surprised at the number of my friends who at least read here. You're never too old to be amused by people drunkenly doing stupid stuff. :-) "Here, hold my beer"

        Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 18, 12 at 11:40pm
        • This is true... drunken stupidity is hilarious at any age...

          Submitted by ck24 on Jul 19, 12 at 12:33am
      • Look, everyone! An ageist! He must have built a time machine and traveled here from the '60s!

        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 28, 12 at 8:51pm
  • who says that?? wait till it goes away and see how you feel

    Submitted by lookinassnigga on Jul 18, 12 at 4:43pm
    • fuck I hear that...first time someone calls you "sir" in the age group you were banging not a month ago...like a kick in my ball's soul

      Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 18, 12 at 6:39pm
      • haha but u still nailed her

        Submitted by lookinassnigga on Jul 18, 12 at 10:54pm
      • It's a sign of respect, not being younger than you... I'm 22, teaching an introductory class at a university, and people call me Sir.

        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 28, 12 at 8:55pm
  • This guy sounds like a totally pretentious 25 year old frattard to me. Get over yourself.

    Submitted by Oh_God_I_did_wha on Jul 19, 12 at 2:04am
  • Boastfulness in the guise of a complaint.

    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jul 19, 12 at 6:54am
  • Hef is still doing it at his age, why not you?

    Submitted by arychuk on Jul 18, 12 at 5:42pm
  • first lifestyle change find another word to use than chicks.

    Submitted by Madcritter on Jul 18, 12 at 9:03pm
  • Where are you going that still has foam parties, the year 2000?

    Submitted by R_Shackleford on Jul 19, 12 at 4:22am
  • What is wrong with you???? Sounds great to me!

    Submitted by blahshutup on Jul 18, 12 at 5:26pm
  • I'm gonna be the troll here and call this one FAKE!

    Submitted by souljehr on Jul 19, 12 at 2:02pm
  • High school chicks, I get older they stay the same age. Alright, Alright, Alright

    Submitted by bamajuice on Jul 19, 12 at 2:15pm
  • This sounds like a dyke camp counselor to me ( in a good way).

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 19, 12 at 12:31pm
  • But you're never too old for grammar

    Submitted by wagonwheel91 on Jul 19, 12 at 9:23am
  • You're only as old as the women you feel.

    Submitted by Deadwhale on Jul 20, 12 at 12:59am
  • @ unique.... You hit the nail right on the head with that one...... Fucking douchebag

    Submitted by karazyboys on Jul 19, 12 at 5:58pm
  • explanibrag: Bragging under the guise of an explanation. One typically thinks he/she can get away with it because the person they're bragging to asked for the explanation.

    Submitted by teaa on Jul 27, 12 at 1:18pm