Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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WTF is wrong with you? Are you bored with life? If you don't want that, I'll take it! I'm 46, I was doing crazy shit when you were still swimming around in your father's balls and I'm still doing crazy shit. If I can still do it so can you. Give it up because you met The One and want to get married, if you must, but don't go around complaining about how old you are. Not to me!
Damn gramps arent you a little fucking old to be posting on this site?
You'd be surprised at the number of my friends who at least read here. You're never too old to be amused by people drunkenly doing stupid stuff. :-) "Here, hold my beer"
This is true... drunken stupidity is hilarious at any age...
Especially so when it's somebody else doing it. :-D
Look, everyone! An ageist! He must have built a time machine and traveled here from the '60s!
who says that?? wait till it goes away and see how you feel
fuck I hear that...first time someone calls you "sir" in the age group you were banging not a month ago...like a kick in my ball's soul
haha but u still nailed her
It's a sign of respect, not being younger than you... I'm 22, teaching an introductory class at a university, and people call me Sir.
This guy sounds like a totally pretentious 25 year old frattard to me. Get over yourself.
Boastfulness in the guise of a complaint.
Hef is still doing it at his age, why not you?
Where are you going that still has foam parties, the year 2000?
first lifestyle change find another word to use than chicks.
I'm gonna be the troll here and call this one FAKE!
What is wrong with you???? Sounds great to me!
High school chicks, I get older they stay the same age. Alright, Alright, Alright
This sounds like a dyke camp counselor to me ( in a good way).
But you're never too old for grammar
You're only as old as the women you feel.
I believe that one was first said by the immortal Groucho Marx.
@ unique.... You hit the nail right on the head with that one...... Fucking douchebag
explanibrag: Bragging under the guise of an explanation. One typically thinks he/she can get away with it because the person they're bragging to asked for the explanation.