stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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