Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Randomize
