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  • I've never had a problem cumming in the presence of pussy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:42am
  • Well I'm trying to cum in ur mom so stop watching me already !! ( from the desk of big tone )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:30pm
  • I like eating these pretzels while another guy cums in my ass -crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:03pm
  • ^ I thought this was masturbation, not sex, just sayin. Regardless, it's creepy as fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:45pm
  • I like cumming in crispys ass while he eats pretzels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:04pm
  • Don't fuck your cat then.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:42am
  • Fuck the cat next time...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Hahaha cats are the shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:10am
  • Homemade pretzels due taste the best when they are still fresh and warm straight out of the vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:48am
  • No one fucking cares about god damn soviet Russia, quit fuckin being a dumbass... You too pretzel boy, shove it up your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:31am
  • this has happened to me at least twice, perhaps more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:59pm
  • Yea fresh out of the pussy has a yeast taste

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:51am
  • get used to it cat lady. You're a pathetic cunt with no chance of ever getting withing 10 feet of a naked dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:59am
  • 1:42 speaking of Mom's ; is your mom still sore after I banged her in her ass? Oh and have her give me my change back! I gave her A ten dollar bill ! Hell she "prolly" used the rest to buy PRETELS !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:40am
  • i don't have a cat, so that's not a problem. woo hoo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:56pm
  • You know what tastes really good out of pretzel guys ass? BACON! -Crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:33am
  • I tried to shove a pretzel rod up my Russian girlfriends pussy! It broke in half so I ate it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:32am
  • 8:30 Are you Intoxicunt from FML?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:28pm
  • Her pussy was salty ( ! )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:34am
  • Gotta love Buffalo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:32pm
  • Once I had a friends dog who kept trying to jump on the bed. I cared less if the dog was watching but the girl was a bit weirded out by it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:02am
  • What's there to get? A cat staring at the owner while he/she is having sex; what's the big deal? Unless you're the squeamish type that you actually think that your cat is shocked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Hey 915, you really need a pretzel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:33pm
  • Maybe the cat wouldn't be staring if you weren't rubbing your dick on its belly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Did someone leave the pretzels in here?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:31am
  • Yeah, Keepin' it classy in Buffalo<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:45pm
  • In soviet russia ur cum stares at your cat!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:08am
  • Someone call the ASPCA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:33am
  • Literally made me laugh out loud. I totally understand. Got three cats and it's just not gonna happen if they're in the room.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:49am
  • ..these pretzels are makin me thirsty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:38am
  • Shake your weiner at them... It's like a nature thing saying that you are the dominant animal in the house... It works even better if you yell at them like Tourette's guy does... I bet he shakes his weiner at cats...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:06am
  • Someone is falling down on the job. Can we get some new ducking posts please?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:59am
  • Yeah me and my bf have sex with his starring at us

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:32pm
  • I'm an exhibitionist, I make my dog watch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:45pm
  • You are banging the wrong pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:29am
  • Pussy, sometimes the cat just won't leave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:41am
  • QUIT TALKING ABOUT FUCKING PRETZLES god damn you have no fucking life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:34am
  • Ohhhh I made you mad. . How about I give you a pretzel as a peace offering?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:37am
  • It's the roughness of the tongue that really irks me, I mean if it were a dog I probably wouldn't stop to push it away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:12am
  • because pretzels make you thirsty.. i'm gonna go get another beer to quench this thirst!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:47am
  • Hehe. I can't even masturbate around mine. He attacks my hand!

    Submitted by menda on Apr 2, 10 at 1:29am
  • I like the last post. My cousin has tourettes. I am almost sure he shakes his dominant weiner at the cats.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:25am
  • Just aim for the cat, it will soon learn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:01am
  • I <3 pretzel guy. Pretzel guy makes me laugh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:35am
  • In mother Russia cats fuck u in nam I eat cats my boyfriend gives me a reach around when r cat watches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Theres an app for that ~Intoxicunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:30pm
  • haha...gawd. I don't know the feeling of it making you unable to cum...but my guy has a couple of pugs and when he has the damn things in the room when we're trying to fuck it's kinda awkward. Mainly because those dogs make A LOT of noise and it's kinda weird to be so into it..and then all of a sudden hear the loud breathing of the dogs, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:30pm
  • Why the fuck does everybody keep talking about pretzels!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:32am
  • A little cheese on the nutsack and the cat will lick to help u get off--- plan ahead next time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:24pm
  • How about you shove a pretzel up your your fucking ass. Your prolly a 30 year old who lives in his moms basement with NO life

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:42am
  • That's why u always fuck ur cat doggy style, not missionary style.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:06am
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