u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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I've never had a problem cumming in the presence of pussy...
Well I'm trying to cum in ur mom so stop watching me already !! ( from the desk of big tone )
I like eating these pretzels while another guy cums in my ass
^ I thought this was masturbation, not sex, just sayin. Regardless, it's creepy as fuck.
I like cumming in crispys ass while he eats pretzels
Don't fuck your cat then.
Fuck the cat next time...
Hahaha cats are the shit
No one fucking cares about god damn soviet Russia, quit fuckin being a dumbass... You too pretzel boy, shove it up your ass
Yea fresh out of the pussy has a yeast taste
this has happened to me at least twice, perhaps more.
get used to it cat lady. You're a pathetic cunt with no chance of ever getting withing 10 feet of a naked dick
Homemade pretzels due taste the best when they are still fresh and warm straight out of the vagina.
i don't have a cat, so that's not a problem. woo hoo!
1:42 speaking of Mom's ; is your mom still
sore after I banged her in her ass? Oh and
have her give me my change back! I gave her
A ten dollar bill ! Hell she "prolly" used the rest to buy PRETELS !!!
I tried to shove a pretzel rod up my Russian
girlfriends pussy! It broke in half so I ate it.
8:30 Are you Intoxicunt from FML?
Her pussy was salty ( ! )
Once I had a friends dog who kept trying to jump on the bed. I cared less if the dog was watching but the girl was a bit weirded out by it
You know what tastes really good out of pretzel guys ass? BACON!
Gotta love Buffalo!
Hey 915, you really need a pretzel
Maybe the cat wouldn't be staring if you weren't rubbing your dick on its belly
What's there to get? A cat staring at the owner while he/she is having sex; what's the big deal? Unless you're the squeamish type that you actually think that your cat is shocked.
Did someone leave the pretzels in here?
In soviet russia ur cum stares at your cat!
Yeah, Keepin' it classy in Buffalo<3
Literally made me laugh out loud. I totally understand. Got three cats and it's just not gonna happen if they're in the room.
Someone call the ASPCA.
Yeah me and my bf have sex with his starring at us
..these pretzels are makin me thirsty.
Shake your weiner at them... It's like a nature thing saying that you are the dominant animal in the house... It works even better if you yell at them like Tourette's guy does...
I bet he shakes his weiner at cats...
Someone is falling down on the job. Can we get some new ducking posts please?!
You are banging the wrong pussy!
I'm an exhibitionist, I make my dog watch
Pussy, sometimes the cat just won't leave
Ohhhh I made you mad. . How about I give
you a pretzel as a peace offering?
QUIT TALKING ABOUT FUCKING PRETZLES god damn you have no fucking life
I like the last post. My cousin has tourettes. I am almost sure he shakes his dominant weiner at the cats.
Hehe. I can't even masturbate around mine. He attacks my hand!
It's the roughness of the tongue that really irks me, I mean if it were a dog I probably wouldn't stop to push it away
because pretzels make you thirsty.. i'm gonna go get another beer to quench this thirst!
Just aim for the cat, it will soon learn
I <3 pretzel guy.
Pretzel guy makes me laugh.
Theres an app for that
In mother Russia cats fuck u in nam I eat cats my boyfriend gives me a reach around when r cat watches
haha...gawd. I don't know the feeling of it making you unable to cum...but my guy has a couple of pugs and when he has the damn things in the room when we're trying to fuck it's kinda awkward. Mainly because those dogs make A LOT of noise and it's kinda weird to be so into it..and then all of a sudden hear the loud breathing of the dogs, haha.
A little cheese on the nutsack and the cat will lick to help u get off--- plan ahead next time
Why the fuck does everybody keep talking about pretzels!!!
How about you shove a pretzel up your your fucking ass. Your prolly a 30 year old who lives in his moms basement with NO life
That's why u always fuck ur cat doggy style, not missionary style.