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  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:30pm

    Well I'm trying to cum in ur mom so stop watching me already !! ( from the desk of big tone )

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:04pm

    I like cumming in crispys ass while he eats pretzels

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:42am

    I've never had a problem cumming in the presence of pussy...

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:31am

    No one fucking cares about god damn soviet Russia, quit fuckin being a dumbass... You too pretzel boy, shove it up your ass

  • 58 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:34am

    Her pussy was salty ( ! )

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:42am

    Don't fuck your cat then.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:56pm

    i don't have a cat, so that's not a problem. woo hoo!

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:45pm

    ^ I thought this was masturbation, not sex, just sayin. Regardless, it's creepy as fuck.

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:48am

    Homemade pretzels due taste the best when they are still fresh and warm straight out of the vagina.

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:33am

    You know what tastes really good out of pretzel guys ass? BACON! -Crispy

  • 45 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 6:59pm

    this has happened to me at least twice, perhaps more.

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:31am

    Did someone leave the pretzels in here?

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:10am

    Hahaha cats are the shit

  • 44 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:41am

    Pussy, sometimes the cat just won't leave

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:51pm

    Fuck the cat next time...

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:02am

    Once I had a friends dog who kept trying to jump on the bed. I cared less if the dog was watching but the girl was a bit weirded out by it

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:59am

    get used to it cat lady. You're a pathetic cunt with no chance of ever getting withing 10 feet of a naked dick

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 8:40am

    1:42 speaking of Mom's ; is your mom still sore after I banged her in her ass? Oh and have her give me my change back! I gave her A ten dollar bill ! Hell she "prolly" used the rest to buy PRETELS !!!

  • 55 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:03pm

    I like eating these pretzels while another guy cums in my ass -crispy

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:29am

    You are banging the wrong pussy!

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:37pm

    What's there to get? A cat staring at the owner while he/she is having sex; what's the big deal? Unless you're the squeamish type that you actually think that your cat is shocked.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:38am

    ..these pretzels are makin me thirsty.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 12:01am

    Just aim for the cat, it will soon learn

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:52pm

    In mother Russia cats fuck u in nam I eat cats my boyfriend gives me a reach around when r cat watches

  • 42 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:49am

    Literally made me laugh out loud. I totally understand. Got three cats and it's just not gonna happen if they're in the room.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:33pm

    Hey 915, you really need a pretzel

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:12am

    It's the roughness of the tongue that really irks me, I mean if it were a dog I probably wouldn't stop to push it away

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 10:32pm

    Yeah me and my bf have sex with his starring at us

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:51am

    Yea fresh out of the pussy has a yeast taste

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:42am

    How about you shove a pretzel up your your fucking ass. Your prolly a 30 year old who lives in his moms basement with NO life

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:32pm

    Gotta love Buffalo!

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:30pm

    Theres an app for that ~Intoxicunt

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:08am

    In soviet russia ur cum stares at your cat!

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:45pm

    I'm an exhibitionist, I make my dog watch

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:32am

    Why the fuck does everybody keep talking about pretzels!!!

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:28pm

    8:30 Are you Intoxicunt from FML?

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:25am

    I like the last post. My cousin has tourettes. I am almost sure he shakes his dominant weiner at the cats.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:32am

    I tried to shove a pretzel rod up my Russian girlfriends pussy! It broke in half so I ate it.

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:34am

    QUIT TALKING ABOUT FUCKING PRETZLES god damn you have no fucking life

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 4:35am

    I <3 pretzel guy. Pretzel guy makes me laugh.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 2:06am

    Shake your weiner at them... It's like a nature thing saying that you are the dominant animal in the house... It works even better if you yell at them like Tourette's guy does... I bet he shakes his weiner at cats...

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:37am

    Ohhhh I made you mad. . How about I give you a pretzel as a peace offering?

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 3:47am

    because pretzels make you thirsty.. i'm gonna go get another beer to quench this thirst!

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:33am

    Someone call the ASPCA.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 11:30pm

    haha...gawd. I don't know the feeling of it making you unable to cum...but my guy has a couple of pugs and when he has the damn things in the room when we're trying to fuck it's kinda awkward. Mainly because those dogs make A LOT of noise and it's kinda weird to be so into it..and then all of a sudden hear the loud breathing of the dogs, haha.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 10:45pm

    Yeah, Keepin' it classy in Buffalo<3

  • 35 55
    Submitted by menda on Apr 2, 10 at 1:29am

    Hehe. I can't even masturbate around mine. He attacks my hand!

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:15pm

    Maybe the cat wouldn't be staring if you weren't rubbing your dick on its belly

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 1:59am

    Someone is falling down on the job. Can we get some new ducking posts please?!

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:06am

    That's why u always fuck ur cat doggy style, not missionary style.

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 8:24pm

    A little cheese on the nutsack and the cat will lick to help u get off--- plan ahead next time