Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Boobs are out for the taking
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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