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  • 1:46 1. I was talking about Canada... 2. Having lived in the U.S. for the past 5 years, I can tell you that there is no way you'd ever find any shit that would make you proud of America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:01pm
  • oops i meant 3:18....kinda buzzed....but also why was the bong in the trash, such a waste

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:45am
  • Wanna hear something rad? I'm wearing the thermo shirt that's always advertising on this sight. It's badass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:21am
  • go michelle, you random bong-peddling badass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:58am
  • I'm pretty sure sarcasm died out before the 90's

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:41am
  • I hear the maple syrup is a lot cheaper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:51am
  • Ya that sounds like michelle

    Submitted by weedkiller1 on Jan 5, 11 at 1:04pm
  • Someone I know bought his mum a bong, except he filled it with flowers and said it was a novelty vase. As far as I know, it's still in use as such.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:44am
  • im not 2:40 in the morning but im still sarcastic sometimes, only when its gonna be really fucking good tho and only to stupid mother fuckers who i know wouldn't be able to top. maybe im out of date, but so is before the 90's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:50am
  • I love sarcasm, i use it all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:11am
  • i want to know why Michelle was looking through the garbage in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:18am
  • 2:52 I thought you said sarcasm is outdated yet here you are using it? Now what do we call people that do things like that? Hypocrite. That's right.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:56am
  • god I love our country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:34am
  • WHY WOULD YOU THROW IT OUT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Are you really? I was thinking about buying one but instead I bought a time machine off ebay and went back to 1990 and bought a hypercolour shirt instead.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:28am
  • How else is he actually going to give a shit about it? When he's straight he might remember all the fucked up things that make America what it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:46am
  • Let's move to Canada!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:49am
  • Eh I think you are mistaken my dear 2:41

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:48am
  • i want to be this mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:13am
  • God i loved that bong. Just sitting in the trash :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Ohhhh 2:28 you are hilaaaaarious....not! I had to add the not joke since were back in 1990's. Teehehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:40am
  • So you're only patriotic when you're high? Way to represent our country.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:43am
  • i love nikkis mom <333

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:30am
  • I thought that said "michael jackson" in place of "my mom." The text, that way, was earth shattering.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:38am
  • 1:37 no I was just feeling patriotic after smoking a bowl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:40am
  • LOL, i searched "647" wondering if I'd find texts from people I knew - I remember this night, hi nikki :DDD -steph

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 7:18pm
  • moms that smoke nug=cool, moms that buy bongs found in trash cans of daughters friends=pathetic grow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:34am
  • very good question 3:26...really, dumpster diving?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:42am
  • Damned dirty hippies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:21am
  • LMFAO, BRAPBRAP, MY MOTHER. : DDDD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:30am
  • can someone tell me what xmc is?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:42am
  • Meant in place of "michelle"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:39am
  • Better question... Why was the bong in the trash?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:26am
  • reminds me of something my friend's mom would do.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:07am
  • Let me guess 1:34. You keep it classy and had the Best.Night.Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:37am
  • i meant well said to 2:56. fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:29am
  • wow at first i thought that said garage... now that i know it doesn't that's just disgusting. but hilarious!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:11pm
  • 2:48 Nooo, am I? I can't possibly be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:52am