Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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1. I was talking about Canada...
2. Having lived in the U.S. for the past 5 years, I can tell you that there is no way you'd ever find any shit that would make you proud of America.
oops i meant 3:18....kinda buzzed....but also why was the bong in the trash, such a waste
I hear the maple syrup is a lot cheaper
Ya that sounds like michelle
Someone I know bought his mum a bong, except he filled it with flowers and said it was a novelty vase. As far as I know, it's still in use as such.
I'm pretty sure sarcasm died out before the 90's
go michelle, you random bong-peddling badass.
I love sarcasm, i use it all the time.
Wanna hear something rad? I'm wearing the thermo shirt that's always advertising on this sight. It's badass
im not 2:40 in the morning but im still sarcastic sometimes, only when its gonna be really fucking good tho and only to stupid mother fuckers who i know wouldn't be able to top. maybe im out of date, but so is before the 90's.
WHY WOULD YOU THROW IT OUT
i want to know why Michelle was looking through the garbage in the first place.
god I love our country.
2:52 I thought you said sarcasm is outdated yet here you are using it? Now what do we call people that do things like that? Hypocrite. That's right.
Are you really? I was thinking about buying one but instead I bought a time machine off ebay and went back to 1990 and bought a hypercolour shirt instead.
Let's move to Canada!!!
How else is he actually going to give a shit about it? When he's straight he might remember all the fucked up things that make America what it is.
i want to be this mom.
Eh I think you are mistaken my dear 2:41
God i loved that bong. Just sitting in the trash :)
Ohhhh 2:28 you are hilaaaaarious....not!
I had to add the not joke since were back in 1990's. Teehehe
So you're only patriotic when you're high? Way to represent our country.
i love nikkis mom <333
1:37 no I was just feeling patriotic after smoking a bowl.
moms that smoke nug=cool, moms that buy bongs found in trash cans of daughters friends=pathetic grow up
I thought that said "michael jackson" in place of "my mom." The text, that way, was earth shattering.
LOL, i searched "647" wondering if I'd find texts from people I knew - I remember this night, hi nikki :DDD
very good question 3:26...really, dumpster diving?
Damned dirty hippies!
BRAPBRAP, MY MOTHER.
can someone tell me what xmc is?
Meant in place of "michelle"
Better question... Why was the bong in the trash?
reminds me of something my friend's mom would do.
Let me guess 1:34. You keep it classy and had the Best.Night.Ever.
i meant well said to 2:56. fuck.
wow at first i thought that said garage... now that i know it doesn't that's just disgusting. but hilarious!
2:48 Nooo, am I? I can't possibly be.