and next time when you feel me up, do it right
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so let's talk penis.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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