I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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