To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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