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She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris

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id sleep with someone who looked like NPH, he is AWESOME!

Submitted by ticklez on May 23, 10 at 5:57am

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- I love how its all thumbs up.
  
  Submitted by AlexDeLarge on May 23, 10 at 2:19pm
  
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  - It had better fuckin' be. NPH seduces men AND women without effort.
    
    Submitted by douchemonger on May 25, 10 at 5:04pm
    
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Legen- wait for it... dary! I don't care what anyone says, I love that show. Barney Stinson lookalike high-five!

Submitted by bloody on May 23, 10 at 5:44am

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Maybe you're the fifth doppelgänger!!! :P

Submitted by Arex on May 23, 10 at 8:39am

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You can't disagree with her logic.

Submitted by Wuzzgoof on May 23, 10 at 5:49am

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Legen, hope your not lactose-intolerant,dairy

Submitted by mick40 on May 23, 10 at 11:07am

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legen...wait for it...dary!!!

Submitted by Mosby on May 23, 10 at 5:34am

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Birthday suit up!

Submitted by jb55 on May 23, 10 at 1:16pm

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He was amazing on glee. That's a compliment my friend. Hahaha

Submitted by hahahauwish on May 23, 10 at 10:03pm

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NPH!!!

Submitted by missjesika on May 23, 10 at 5:08am

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Justified.

Submitted by Leto on May 24, 10 at 1:41am

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id sleep with you if you look like neil patrick harris

Submitted by nicolexo321 on May 23, 10 at 6:48pm

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well...do you?

Submitted by epicfailz on May 23, 10 at 10:29pm

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That's what's up...

Submitted by yeaca310 on May 23, 10 at 5:12am

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NPH FTW

Submitted by MoleSister on May 23, 10 at 12:21pm

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I'll tell you what NPH would do, High five this guy for taking one for Team Stinson!

Submitted by WWNPHDO on May 23, 10 at 6:50pm

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true story

Submitted by canonymous on May 23, 10 at 6:39am

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HAHA Neil Patrick Harris!

Submitted by tizz2637 on May 23, 10 at 5:07am

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This is sooooooo funny

Submitted by maxzilla1 on May 23, 10 at 9:32am

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Everytime I think of those soft nipple, my balls would get so wet

Submitted by snowboat on May 23, 10 at 6:43pm

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That a new rule in the bro code?

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 23, 10 at 10:43am

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Sup my name's brohammed ali. I went 15 rounds of beer pong with my buddy bro frazier.

Submitted by BrohammedAli on May 23, 10 at 9:40pm

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NPH would never do that!

Submitted by ganjainmybrain on Feb 25, 11 at 9:10am

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NPH is hot. & this is just AWESOME!

Submitted by luvu4legos2 on May 24, 10 at 12:05am

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Hypothetical high five....... Nice!

Submitted by iksworezsam55 on May 24, 10 at 1:34am

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I am determined to find this OP. It must be done. GTA for the win.

Submitted by JMB on May 23, 10 at 11:44pm

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Gotta love Brampton.

Submitted by aleesha on May 23, 10 at 5:55am

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The homo guy before her said the same thing to u didn't he.

Submitted by Trogdor101 on May 24, 10 at 12:31am

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i just watched harold and kumar

Submitted by mitchell on May 23, 10 at 6:32am

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Dude I'd fuck you too

Submitted by salmon3422 on May 24, 10 at 12:24am

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Awesome sex five.....nice

Submitted by stark2113 on May 24, 10 at 9:24am

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You got laid, disregard the reason.

Submitted by Michguy on May 23, 10 at 8:23am

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Patrick?

Submitted by babyimanarchy on May 23, 10 at 7:44am

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I love NPh, many times in life I ponder WWNPHD?

Submitted by AlexDeLarge on May 23, 10 at 2:20pm

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The guy b4 her said the same thing didn't he.

Submitted by Trogdor101 on May 24, 10 at 12:33am

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FINALLY my area code! GTA, yeaah.

Submitted by StefaniaLucca on May 23, 10 at 5:09pm

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Do you know what the "PH" in "NPH" stands for...? Poon Handler

Submitted by IworkatUPS on May 26, 10 at 1:40am

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Pics or it didn't happen

Submitted by seandiculous on May 23, 10 at 6:35am

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he is not straight. didn't you know?

Submitted by mightygoddess on May 23, 10 at 5:21am

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but he's g a y

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 23, 10 at 10:24pm

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She said you looked homosexual?

Submitted by Aperdedor on May 23, 10 at 7:32am

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That's not saying much. He's an ugly mother fucker

Submitted by pooponthedog on May 23, 10 at 5:12am

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Submitted by ticklez on May 23, 10 at 5:57am

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Submitted by Arex on May 23, 10 at 8:39am

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Submitted by hahahauwish on May 23, 10 at 10:03pm

Submitted by missjesika on May 23, 10 at 5:08am

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Submitted by nicolexo321 on May 23, 10 at 6:48pm

Submitted by epicfailz on May 23, 10 at 10:29pm

Submitted by yeaca310 on May 23, 10 at 5:12am

Submitted by MoleSister on May 23, 10 at 12:21pm

Submitted by WWNPHDO on May 23, 10 at 6:50pm

Submitted by canonymous on May 23, 10 at 6:39am

Submitted by tizz2637 on May 23, 10 at 5:07am

Submitted by maxzilla1 on May 23, 10 at 9:32am

Submitted by snowboat on May 23, 10 at 6:43pm

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 23, 10 at 10:43am

Submitted by BrohammedAli on May 23, 10 at 9:40pm

Submitted by ganjainmybrain on Feb 25, 11 at 9:10am

Submitted by luvu4legos2 on May 24, 10 at 12:05am

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