Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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