She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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