Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
