whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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