You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I just got carded by a ten year old.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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