Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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