what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We just shotgunned beers for America
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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