I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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