How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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