Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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