Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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