the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Randomize
