There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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