I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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Hahaha but who doesn't love how I met your mother?
that's because how i met your mother is hotter than you
If you were a good girl friend you should have blown him while he enjoys the joy which is how I met your mother
Great show! I'd only really feel bad if he was choosing a lame show over you.
I'm sorry but unless you give amazing head, or your the best fuck ever. It can wait till after How I Met Your Mother.
I would love it if he was watching the episode about the 'sexless innkeeper' while making the texter a sexless innkeeper.
That would be awesome.
5:22 - OP is "original poster"
The real question is why you made him choose. Sex or HIMYM? No. Sex *and* HIMYM.
That said, yeah, he's a retard.
That's because HIMYM is Awesome. Hi-five? Now suit up and get yourself a real man.
This guy made the right call.
I see nothing wrong here.
Its a great show to watch while eating pretzels.
That show rules. Why don't u just undo his pants, get it ready and go to town. If he still doesn't wanna fuck then he's a flamer and you should lose him...or get better at sex
Hey tell him you want his big dick up your ass. See if he turns the tv off then. If not; give me a call!
I think I have swine flu
What does OP mean? I keep seeing it everywhere! HELLLLLP!
Michael Patrick Harris?
not so much.
This text just might be talking about my best friend....
Dude. That show is I'll. And your probably ugly as fuck too
It's Neil Patrick Harris btw....
And if he would rather watch HIMYM instead of fuck you, it means you suck in bed.
Himym all the way! Oh, Ted mosby.
Maybe he just wanted to build up some stamina by snacking on pretzels.
How I Met Your Mother is awesome though...
That is legen..
wait for it..
Should have gone for the blow and show! Be more aggressive!
Say,would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? There a little melted, but damn are they exquisite !
Your pussy probably stinks something fierce. Douche.
That must suck to be you ha
I agree an amazing show haha :)
Wait for it...
Are making me thirsty.
I think the point the OP was trying to make is that it was on TIVO, therefore he could have easily watched it another time. But, that show is fucking awesome and she should have stopped bitching and waited her turn.
That is a great show though
neil patrick harris is the shit!
Thanks to this text, I just discovered that HIMYM season 4 came out on DVD a couple weeks ago. I, too, will not be sleeping with OP anytime soon.
Fuck while watching the show!
Dude! That's a bad turn off! I wouldn't even want to screw him after that!
? What's the problem?
Don't get all butthurt about. That is a pretty good show. Give him another chance! Please!
(like) love that show... Definitely done that, and also fucked while watching the show!
favorite tv show... acceptable depending on the girls looks... if shes mediocre and he's already getting it on the reg i'd go HIMYM
Stupid fucking women u just got owned
Did she have a pineapple?
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
its the worst show ever first season was decent after that it just became indescribably lame
Well it is a damn good show...
Yeah, either you're ugly, and he's never had sex with you before, or you just suck at sex, or some mix of those two...
You probably just really suck. Or you're absolutely god-awful hideous. Or both.
Who the fuck even knows what sPr is?
I would to. It's the best show ever!
hahahahaha i know a guy like that...granted he did have sex with me...so kinda sucks for you.
But it's such a good show.
Its an awesome show....even if you're incredibly hot its understandable
maybe it's not going to "pan out" because you don't have enought sense to watch How I Met Your Mother WITH him. Awesome show.
yeah, i knew the same when my ex decide to do a raid on WOW instead of me.
maybe he was trying to hint something to you. that show has a lot of truths on relationships.
he'd rather fuk ur mother, get the hint already
Is there any reason you couldn't do both?
The chick from Canada??her name is robin.....and how I met your mother is the best damn show on earth!!! Relapse five!!!!! That's where we hive...then it's awkward for a minute....then we high five again!!!!!
Lose some weight, and l2fuck.
Hey I would tape us fucking then watch it again!
he probably wants to butt fuck Michael Patrick Harris
he definitely likes it up the ass
These are the things you keep to yourself.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanut butter my dick down your throat.
6:35 great reference! Legendary!
It's an awesome show, I'd probably choose the tv over you too. Just wait until after it's done.
Why not both?
That's a pretty good show ...
Fantastic show. Enough said.
Swarley your pretzel latte is ready.