Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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