What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
