Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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