Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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