i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
