Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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mabey he just accidently stumbled on to a necrophiliac online dateing and didnt know it. haha
there is no such thing as a big British cock. Just bad teeth and arrogant attitudes
Oh 2:36 I beggggg to differ. There are big british cocks and hot boys with straight and pretty teeth, it's like trying to find a unicorn but they're out there. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
And yes, speaking of the text... holy. fucking shit. How could you NOT be aware of a spider anywhere in the vicinity of your vag, let alone crawling UP it?! I'm going to choose to believe this one is a fake so I can sleep better at night.
I'm ashamed to be an American after hearing y'all s comments on here.
This makes the top ten list of most horrifying things I've ever read.
Can we talk about the text? That's fucking disgusting.
fake without a doubt
The itsy bitsy spider went up the nasty vag, down came the wetness and it made me have to gag!!! Spiders, not spiders, spiders give me the eebie geebies!!! Dude I hate spiders regardless, if one came out of a vagina!!!??? I'd be scarred for life
2:36 - have you BEEN to the Uk? because you're missing out, believe me.
and like someone said, our boy's cocks aren't hidden under beer guts and bad dress sense.
Plenty of big british cock, especially as it's not hidden under massive guts like you bloated yanks. Our teeth our just fine mate thanks to our free health care. As for arrogant, from a place where the politicians refer to it as the greatest county on earth and you try to police the world i think you win the prize on arrogance. I pitty American girls having to tolerate American men.
God damnit that kid is so annoying
WTF how did this turn into a US vs. British show down...?
sorry sir unicorns dont exist
Oh there most certainly is such thing as a big British cock. And in my experience Americans are a lot more arrogant than the British.
Dominance in the air, never heard of Dresden then.
Maybe the sender didn't mean a spider in the literal sense but more along the lines of; the lady was witch like, a little disgusting and hadn't gotten laid in awhile. Sounds like all the online daters I know (I dont actually really know any, I'm just saying that's what i would imagine them being like).
i just try and ignore it
Ignore the British and the Americans, Australians all the way. So good!
wtf, are you guys actually arguing about WW2? Please get a life...
I like fat British cock :)
504 still is pissy about the revolution, oh and without us patrolling the world, you'd be speaking german so sit down son
5.46 You need to get your history lessons from a book not movies pal, who the fuck do you think was fighting that war for 2 years first now the Russians those guys helped. Now tell me if you can find all these places on a map.
tfln has just gone downhill
It's a more valid subject to debate then most of the banal shit people talk about on here
yes, I have 7:52.... and the United States Army Airforce was a part of it! that's what allies do.
you're a fool.
and you make more educated British look bad.
11:26 i know its on like every thread, its getting old
fucking loser, get a life ^^^^^
I feel bad for British women because they're all fucking haggard.
how does that even happen?
suck my big british cock
Actually you wouldn't have won without the help of the u.s. Pal the invasion of normandy and the war on two fronts was vital to the downfall of Nazi Germany.
11:09 i just imagined you say that with a british accent.....fukn funny
Oh and from history I recall your asses got blitzkrieged and couldn't handle the german dominance in the air.
P.s. Get some
LMFAO ~ Total BS but still funnier than hell!!!