ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
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