what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Randomize
