white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
should my penis look like a turkey
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I came so hard my ears popped.
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