Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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