he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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