Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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