It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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