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  • 1:05 - Wrong gender and weight classification.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:06pm
  • 12:52.... yeah, i hate that when guys use a vag and don't let use do and of the work and we just have to sit there and take it cause he won't let use move or do anything... sex should be equal for both parties. sex isn't fun when guys do that. its annoying actually cause most of the time girls get off more when on top.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:58pm
  • you only burn in hell if you're as stupid as him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:14pm
  • Who said she's fat? maybe she's so hot he can't wait more than 2 minutes. Too short a time for her to have much fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 2:38am
  • 1:25, yeah what girl doesn't want to suck a penis that's covered in semen and condom lube?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:30pm
  • 2:22 - indeed...and it's not a race - it's definitely a dance as cornball as that sounds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:28pm
  • ^^ regretfully no - guys (when young) sometimes only go for 2 minutes. I haven't gone less than 30 since I turned 30. go fig. OP - you may want to go ahead and blow him straight up, then he'll last longer. Hopefully.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:09am
  • HAHA This ones a definite win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:09pm
  • numbers schmumbers - who the fuck cares? timing, length, weight, salary, age - it's all a waste of brain space. Chill out , enjoy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 11:31pm
  • Dead Fish? 2 minutes is really hardly enough time for them to start doing anything.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:45pm
  • Because I'm fat and sad myself and I think it's funny...is it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Why the insult, 2:52?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:57pm
  • 12:54, that may be true of some guys, but sadly, there's others who really just can't go longer than that. don't defend this guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:05pm
  • i LOVE how people always manage to twist things around on here. this guy can't last, so automatically the girl's a dead fish. it's hilarious to watch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:52pm
  • hey well, 120 seconds is a lot better than 60 seconds.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:31pm
  • i should start timing myself because i have no idea how long sex lasts for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:02pm
  • It could be the guy decided she was going to be a dead fish early on and decided to just get himself off. Even so that's kind of a dick move, I wouldn't do that :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:52pm
  • some of the best sex is drunk.... some.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:44pm
  • i wouldn't even know how to be a dead fish--how the hell do you not react at all when there is a penis inside of you???? not possible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:44pm
  • @ 12:54 - clearly you've not heard flight of the conchords. you may want to check out it's business time...you'll get it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:01pm
  • has no one considered exaggeration on this one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 1:00am
  • that's what you get for being a drunk whore. poor quality.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:35pm
  • the best thing to do is cum quick...maybe 2-5 min. then have her suck you hard again and then you can go for hours...most chicks don't realize that most men can go at it again right away if properly motivated.... so ladies...help your own cause and blow him hard again after the first nut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:25pm
  • It's so hard to find a man that wants to go all night or that can keep up with me. So I just use the toys. Never disappointed in the time then ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:32pm
  • running analogies are ridiculous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:19pm
  • This sounds like all the pittsburgh guys i know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Were you being a dead fish so you didn't have to stop eating

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:06pm
  • it doesn't really sound like this girl WANTED to be a dead fish. i think his poor endurance really left her no choice. actually, he might've finished sooner if she had actually gotten into it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:20pm
  • 2 minutes what a waste of time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:59pm
  • It's your own damn fault for not even trying. Make an effort!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:20pm
  • If i get a girl thats a dead fish I want to try to fuck them so hard it puts their head through the wall....so they can learn their lesson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:20pm
  • considering most of the people who post on this site are clearly prepubescent . . . how long were you fucking expecting him to last? retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:07pm
  • Aw...good attempt! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:07pm
  • next time, try sex on your pilates chair if you're so concerned about burning calories...and throw a little energy into it, too, or do you need Billy Blank to choreograph?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:59pm
  • 12:52 - You raise a valid point.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 12:06 is Win, you have my props. 12:12 You're an idiot. the movement of your mouth is minimal for burning calories....MINIMAL. 12:20 that's too much speculation, you're one of those people that assume that their assumptions are correct to feed your own ego, just stfu no one cares. At Op: Lose some weight...whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:40pm
  • 12:54 obviously has great taste in New Zealand television!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:40pm
  • 12:06.. actually not.. your mouth moves when u eat and u can burn calories when eating certain things.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:12pm
  • Dude, my girl gets irked if we take too long. Why waste time? We can both cum quick then get Del Taco. Then have sex again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:23pm
  • drunk sex is sometimes the most fun but never as good feeling as stoned sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:04pm
  • 12:54 is clearly the 2 minute guy this is about. I love this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:57pm
  • Maybe he was fuckn a fat chick and just wanted to get over and done with

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:32pm
  • Best sex of my life EVER is with a Pittsburgh guy....I'm just saying....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 10:03am
  • this is making me sad because i just realized that im a dead fish when im having sex.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:21pm
  • 1:20, you have conquered the thread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:23pm
  • id prefer marathon any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Just had that happen to me about an hour ago.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:01pm
  • it's really obvious how many of you have never had good sex. maybe when you get older. but i doubt it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:22pm
  • maybe thats all it took was 2 minutes to get the job done..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:21pm
  • When its with me you only need two minutes, cuz I’m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better then one minute in heaven.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 12:54pm
  • 3:16 "typical woman"?? i'm guessing you haven't fucked many women, more like girls who don't know what they're doing. i think this whole thread is all people who are young and inexperienced. such a shame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:26pm
  • 12:54 i love you for quoting flight of the conchords :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Like go fuck his roommate who might last a full 7 minutes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:20pm
  • i'm the best sprinter in the world. i'm fucking in 9 flat still.. I"M THE MAN!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:16pm
  • you only burn calories during sex if youre on top.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:07pm