i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
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12:52.... yeah, i hate that when guys use a vag and don't let use do and of the work and we just have to sit there and take it cause he won't let use move or do anything... sex should be equal for both parties. sex isn't fun when guys do that. its annoying actually cause most of the time girls get off more when on top.
1:05 - Wrong gender and weight classification.
you only burn in hell if you're as stupid as him
^^ regretfully no - guys (when young) sometimes only go for 2 minutes. I haven't gone less than 30 since I turned 30. go fig.
OP - you may want to go ahead and blow him straight up, then he'll last longer. Hopefully.
1:25, yeah what girl doesn't want to suck a penis that's covered in semen and condom lube?
Who said she's fat? maybe she's so hot he can't wait more than 2 minutes. Too short a time for her to have much fun.
numbers schmumbers - who the fuck cares? timing, length, weight, salary, age - it's all a waste of brain space. Chill out , enjoy
2:22 - indeed...and it's not a race - it's definitely a dance as cornball as that sounds
2 minutes is really hardly enough time for them to start doing anything.
Why the insult, 2:52?
12:54, that may be true of some guys, but sadly, there's others who really just can't go longer than that. don't defend this guy.
hey well, 120 seconds is a lot better than 60 seconds.
HAHA This ones a definite win
It could be the guy decided she was going to be a dead fish early on and decided to just get himself off. Even so that's kind of a dick move, I wouldn't do that :(
i should start timing myself because i have no idea how long sex lasts for me
@ 12:54 - clearly you've not heard flight of the conchords. you may want to check out it's business time...you'll get it.
i wouldn't even know how to be a dead fish--how the hell do you not react at all when there is a penis inside of you???? not possible!
some of the best sex is drunk.... some.
that's what you get for being a drunk whore. poor quality.
Because I'm fat and sad myself and I think it's funny...is it?
It's so hard to find a man that wants to go all night or that can keep up with me. So I just use the toys. Never disappointed in the time then ;)
it doesn't really sound like this girl WANTED to be a dead fish. i think his poor endurance really left her no choice. actually, he might've finished sooner if she had actually gotten into it.
the best thing to do is cum quick...maybe 2-5 min. then have her suck you hard again and then you can go for hours...most chicks don't realize that most men can go at it again right away if properly motivated.... so ladies...help your own cause and blow him hard again after the first nut
i LOVE how people always manage to twist things around on here. this guy can't last, so automatically the girl's a dead fish. it's hilarious to watch.
It's your own damn fault for not even trying. Make an effort!
Were you being a dead fish so you didn't have to stop eating
has no one considered exaggeration on this one?
Aw...good attempt! :)
running analogies are ridiculous
2 minutes what a waste of time.
This sounds like all the pittsburgh guys i know!
If i get a girl thats a dead fish I want to try to fuck them so hard it puts their head through the wall....so they can learn their lesson
12:06.. actually not.. your mouth moves when u eat and u can burn calories when eating certain things.
12:06 is Win, you have my props.
12:12 You're an idiot. the movement of your mouth is minimal for burning calories....MINIMAL.
12:20 that's too much speculation, you're one of those people that assume that their assumptions are correct to feed your own ego, just stfu no one cares.
At Op: Lose some weight...whore
considering most of the people who post on this site are clearly prepubescent . . . how long were you fucking expecting him to last? retards.
12:54 obviously has great taste in New Zealand television!
12:52 - You raise a valid point.
next time, try sex on your pilates chair if you're so concerned about burning calories...and throw a little energy into it, too, or do you need Billy Blank to choreograph?
Dude, my girl gets irked if we take too long. Why waste time? We can both cum quick then get Del Taco. Then have sex again!
drunk sex is sometimes the most fun but never as good feeling as stoned sex.
Best sex of my life EVER is with a Pittsburgh guy....I'm just saying....
this is making me sad because i just realized that im a dead fish when im having sex.
1:20, you have conquered the thread.
12:54 is clearly the 2 minute guy this is about.
I love this site.
Maybe he was fuckn a fat chick and just wanted to get over and done with
it's really obvious how many of you have never had good sex. maybe when you get older. but i doubt it.
id prefer marathon any day.
When its with me you only need two minutes, cuz I’m so intense.
Two minutes in heaven is better then one minute in heaven.
maybe thats all it took was 2 minutes to get the job done..
3:16 "typical woman"?? i'm guessing you haven't fucked many women, more like girls who don't know what they're doing.
i think this whole thread is all people who are young and inexperienced. such a shame.
Just had that happen to me about an hour ago.
12:54 i love you for quoting flight of the conchords :)
Like go fuck his roommate who might last a full 7 minutes
i'm the best sprinter in the world. i'm fucking in 9 flat still.. I"M THE MAN!
you only burn calories during sex if youre on top.