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  • 92 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:25am

    that's really cute, I wouldn't even think about saying no if he asked like that

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:25pm

    i could totally go for a jimmy johns right now

  • 72 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 9:51pm

    the first time my ex and i were together he asked me that. after than he pushed me around a little, but it was nice to be asked the first time.

  • 78 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 10:43pm

    Personally asking once, the first time is cool to establish whether or not a girl is into that sort of thing. But after that it needs to be rough and kinky!

  • 69 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:53pm

    If you would please turn around I would like to fuck you from behind like the dirty lil tramo you are. like that 1:51, What if you say it mid Palldrive?

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:01am

    is it weird that i actually said "aww" haha that's sweetttttt

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:40am

    kc and misery (mo for all you idiots) are number 1 and 2 for sexually transmitted diseases... home of the truck driver and meth... stay classy st.loser

  • 72 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:51pm

    You kidding me? Girls, at times, love it rough and being pushed around. But just as often they like being treated like princesses. Mix it up fellahs!

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:06pm

    5:57, don't worry, they're all life long virgins. Why else do you think they're so bitter? Right, back to boning my girlfriend. :)

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:50pm

    That is the sweetest thing ever! ...did he bake you cupcakes after?

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:31pm

    3:24 i feel like i've known you...

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:33pm

    I'd rather he just turn me around

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:23pm

    I like this guy already!

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:23pm

    I like "do you mind if I get behind you" a lot. If he'd said "can I please get behind you," that would have been a little annoying.

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:54pm

    ahem, not ALL girls. the choking roughhouse shit not only freaks me out, it totally ruins the mood. i'm a romantic at heart and enjoy gentle intimacy, otherwise called making love. everyone's sex life is different you know!

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:27pm

    he's on sale at walmart.

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:25pm

    4:17 - you're an awful person

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:59pm

    I love doggy style!

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:07pm

    roll over bitch or im gonna hit you with this brick

  • 59 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:46pm

    Did you let him corn hole you? How nice do I have to ask for that???

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:50pm

    That's pretty lame. In my humble opinion. Just do it. If I don't want to, I'll tell you.

  • 60 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:49pm

    guys named dan fuck like animals. its the daniels that dont know whatsup.

  • 56 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:29pm

    I hope 4:17 gets anal herpes, neener neener neener

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:13pm

    yeah, when you don't know the girl that well (not a gf, but doesn't have to be a one nighter) you don't know how she likes it or what she's into. i realize i've been too delicate with girls who would have taken it rough and started being more aggressive with girls who wanted it hard but passionate not rough (not that they're mutually exclusive)

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:57pm

    354- I'm sure there is a happy medium between choking someone and making love like in Ghost.

  • 60 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:41pm

    polite can be VERY sexy, and i like it when a guy says please....

  • 61 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:41am

    You are all wrong. Dan is a chick, as in Danielle. She had a strap on. "face down. Ass up" - 2live crew

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:57pm

    Guys are really really fucked up. I don't know if it's the anonymity or what, but seriously? Like if half of these guys are serious I'm kind of worried about the future of our society. It's not ok to hit a girl in an everyday setting, but in the context of the bedroom, she's only there to please you? Like, I've had rough sex before and I loved it, but.... Oh, and I think the OP is adorable.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:43pm

    Please let me ram my penis in your vagina

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:23pm

    no, u see, ur doing it all wrong, you don't ask politly, you spin her around on ur own, and fuck her brains out, just the way she likes it

  • 59 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:42pm

    You are an idiot if you think that someone with a certain name is always going to be "nice and sweet." A name does not define a person, dumbass.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:50pm

    "Goodbye, babe." "Why do you say that?" "Because you're not going to be seeing me for a while. Turn over."

  • 58 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:46pm

    Umm, pardon me, excuse me, do you think it might be possible to...umm...sort of...

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:04pm

    I 'bad night'-ed this. And I'm a girl. That would be a total mood killer. I mean, I'm all for guys being polite and romantic. And 'making love' sometimes. But politeness and doggy style do not mix. Wtf? Just turn me over, and let's have some fun.

  • 40 42
    Submitted by charles1996 on Aug 7, 11 at 2:36pm

    Hahahahahahahahahaha 4:46

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:03pm

    I always ask my girl to switch positions

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:53pm

    "Did it hurt when you fell down from the sky? Because judging from your face, you fell head first."

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:45pm

    3:43 - even with a request that lewd, please makes it more tolerable and means i'm more likely to say yes

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:55pm

    KEEPER. my boyfriend would never do that

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:34pm

    i think 4:17 is on her period. she is deffinatly riding the crimson tide

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:33pm

    331 - in the biblical sense?

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:45pm

    lies...Dan/Daniel/Dannys are not all nice guys. and for the record. asking politely fully kills the mood.

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:40pm

    Whats with all the Dan, Danny, Daniel guys? Everyone i know with those name are nice guys.

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:25pm

    mm i agree..i want 3:23...gottam, im getting wet reading this thread

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 11:00am

    So cute!! Would definatly let him after tht

  • 46 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 5:26pm

    I would soo totally fuck him....

  • 57 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:16pm

    pfshaha, "do you mind if i get behind you" - is the guy british?

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:50pm

    5:57, exactly what I've been thinking ever since I found this site.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:55pm

    you just take fer flip her over and jam it in then you shove it in her mouth then a2m treat them like the whores they are

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:23pm

    props if you're out of his league, actually even then, be a man act like you got a pair!

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:37pm

    i actually think this is really sweet to be asked.

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:22pm

    I agree with 4:07, that's awesome!!!

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:25pm

    3:33 lol, yeah, the biblical sense, and i liked it, the first time, but when all you ever do is that... well, it gets boring. on the other hand, i've also known guys like dan. so, point is, polite can be nice, but so can "turn over, bitch" depending on the situation. mix that shit up!

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:09pm

    haha to the other 4:04, we said pretty much the exact same thing

  • 55 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:17pm

    i hope all the guys on here get herpes, if you dont already have it

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:07pm

    even better is doggy while a guy pulls my long hair and slaps the shit outta my ass suprising me with which hole he's gonna stick his cock in. holy shit typing that made me wet

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:39pm

    4:50 #3 hahah me too.. anyway i wouldn't mind this i like the irony

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:49pm

    ohh i love this. so sweet... you're lucky to have a man like that!

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:47pm

    ok 3:45, If it would be ok with you I would like to turn your anus into a gaping hole by shoving my dick in there, pretty please will you let me?

  • 55 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 11:48pm

    Still beats the shit out of "Brace yourself MaryLou!!!!!"

  • 59 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:05pm

    4:07 #2 - marry me? or better yet hit me with it then roll me over?...please?

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:11pm

    hey doggy fetch my boner

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:04pm

    i'm a girl and this would've turned me off. sex and being polite don't really go together in my opinion. obviously i don't want anyone to be disgustingly pushy, but saying "do you mind if i get behind you?" is just not okay.

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 2:19pm

    7:32 I AGREE. The bow tie one is the worst. Oh hey, this thread is about sex. Cool.

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:01pm

    3:55 #2 i like your idea of a good night but your missing one thing the finger in your ass while you get your dick sucked my bf love when i stick my finger in his ass gives a nice warm load in my mouth

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:03am

    Mmmm my pussy is dripping from this! Rep STL

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:24pm

    who is this Dan and where can i get one??

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:40pm

    make sure to keep your pinky up ...keep it classy

  • 53 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:42pm

    this is fuckin lame. i want a man who's aggressive! ;]

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 8:33pm

    Dan and Daniel is the same name. All of them are super nice and sweet!

  • 54 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:07am

    there should be some official rules on this kinda thing. the idea of whether or not we should be polite or just take full control of the situation.

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:24am

    one time a guy extremely politely asked me if i wanted to dance, before proceeding to grind on me

  • 41 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:32pm

    Good fucking god, the Thermochromatic guy on the left is so ugly. I hate it. Also, the black girl with the open shirt with no tits, ugly. And the other girl with the open fleece sweater or whatever, ugly. American Apparel has some ugly ass models and terrible photographers lately. Blah.

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:11pm

    the first time i had sex i was nervous she would think doggy style was "objectifying" her or something silly...my friend had just told me a story where a girl was annoyed about that, so it was on my mind...needless to say we didn't do all the things i wanted too. who says you cum too fast the first time?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:10pm

    thanks 4:07... little bit nice... little bit rough... best of both worlds... now everyone can shut the fuck up! ;-)

  • 50 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:57pm

    it is a very cute statement =) i agree with 423 and 447

  • 52 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:51pm

    4:50 I bet you ask women if it hurt when they fell from heaven too, dont you?

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:47pm

    4:23 i agree, big difference between "do you mind if i get behind you?" and "can i please get behind you?" also depends on how sexy he is...maybe he can just say whatever he wants...ya dig? =)

  • 52 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:50pm

    damn usually i just get a "turn around" and a slap on the butt

  • 44 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 5:47pm

    I think I am the Dan this is refering too. Haha! I am famous!

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:17am

    this is probably my ex. what a shame.

  • 49 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:32pm

    3:33 - can I be you friend?

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:35pm

    he was just sick of looking at your ugly mug bitch

  • 47 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:22pm

    thats just not doing it right

  • 29 51
    Submitted by razze on May 30, 11 at 4:05pm

    Yatt

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:01pm

    3:23.... stick your cock in me now.

  • 49 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:57pm

    I had someone ask me the same thing! It was super sweet!

  • 40 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:55pm

    I say dahling would mind ever so much as to please pass the punani? ... and then tea bag her!

  • 45 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 3:04pm

    LOL Why are guys pissy because some men can actually still be a gentleman? I think its sweet...

  • 18 38
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 24, 12 at 11:04pm

    After all the texts on this site about shitty BJs and not getting anal (no pun intended), I'm surprised to actually see one talking about vaginal sex. That being said, why are some girls so turned off by doggy style? I've never understood.

  • 48 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:24pm

    slam her face into the wall/headboard for good measure

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:28pm

    4:07...love pulling the reins when i'm behind her. reading what you wrote got me going

  • 39 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:08pm

    idk like i just say DOGGYYY TIMEEEE! and then she's like fuck yeah. that's all

  • 44 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:02pm

    that is 3:23 #2 ... mmmmmm.

  • 41 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:06pm

    3:55 gets no action..

  • 41 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:25pm

    4:50 (2) I like your style XD

  • 38 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:27pm

    6:16, hahaha, I can totally imagine a British guy saying that. in his british accent and what not. haha

  • 33 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:02pm

    I like a man to take charge in the bedroom. None of that pussy shit. I would of told Dan politely to pick up his shit and leave.

  • 42 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:24pm

    I say ''Turn Over Bitch!''

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:30pm

    3:23 number 2. I love you. Will you marry me? You just turned me on a little.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:21pm

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 35 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:40pm

    is it weird that people do not think it is annoying at all to add an excessive amount of letters to a worddddddddddd????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 5:00pm

    nothing wrong with a healthy mix of aggression and sexy shyness. even dirty girls don't wanna be treated like whores all the time

  • 33 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 3:09am

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is he a man?? I can't believe he bothered to ask!!!