I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
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If you would please turn around I would like to fuck you from behind like the dirty lil tramo you are.
like that 1:51, What if you say it mid Palldrive?
i could totally go for a jimmy johns right now
that's really cute, I wouldn't even think about saying no if he asked like that
kc and misery (mo for all you idiots) are number 1 and 2 for sexually transmitted diseases... home of the truck driver and meth... stay classy st.loser
ahem, not ALL girls. the choking roughhouse shit not only freaks me out, it totally ruins the mood. i'm a romantic at heart and enjoy gentle intimacy, otherwise called making love. everyone's sex life is different you know!
3:43 - even with a request that lewd, please makes it more tolerable and means i'm more likely to say yes
You kidding me? Girls, at times, love it rough and being pushed around. But just as often they like being treated like princesses.
Mix it up fellahs!
Mmmm my pussy is dripping from this! Rep STL
I'd rather he just turn me around
haha to the other 4:04, we said pretty much the exact same thing
you just take fer flip her over and jam it in then you shove it in her mouth then a2m
treat them like the whores they are
That is the sweetest thing ever!
...did he bake you cupcakes after?
I say dahling would mind ever so much as to please pass the punani? ... and then tea bag her!
354- I'm sure there is a happy medium between choking someone and making love like in Ghost.
3:23 number 2. I love you. Will you marry me? You just turned me on a little.
Personally asking once, the first time is cool to establish whether or not a girl is into that sort of thing. But after that it needs to be rough and kinky!
I love doggy style!
After all the texts on this site about shitty BJs and not getting anal (no pun intended), I'm surprised to actually see one talking about vaginal sex. That being said, why are some girls so turned off by doggy style? I've never understood.
You are all wrong. Dan is a chick, as in Danielle. She had a strap on.
"face down. Ass up" - 2live crew
7:32 I AGREE. The bow tie one is the worst.
Oh hey, this thread is about sex. Cool.
6:16, hahaha, I can totally imagine a British guy saying that. in his british accent and what not. haha
I always ask my girl to switch positions
i actually think this is really sweet to be asked.
Still beats the shit out of "Brace yourself MaryLou!!!!!"
I like this guy already!
the first time my ex and i were together he asked me that. after than he pushed me around a little, but it was nice to be asked the first time.
I hope 4:17 gets anal herpes, neener neener neener
even better is doggy while a guy pulls my long hair and slaps the shit outta my ass suprising me with which hole he's gonna stick his cock in. holy shit typing that made me wet
5:57, don't worry, they're all life long virgins. Why else do you think they're so bitter?
Right, back to boning my girlfriend. :)
4:17 - you're an awful person
ok 3:45, If it would be ok with you I would like to turn your anus into a gaping hole by shoving my dick in there, pretty please will you let me?
he's on sale at walmart.
4:50 #3 hahah me too..
anyway i wouldn't mind this i like the irony
guys named dan fuck like animals. its the daniels that dont know whatsup.
yeah, when you don't know the girl that well (not a gf, but doesn't have to be a one nighter) you don't know how she likes it or what she's into. i realize i've been too delicate with girls who would have taken it rough and started being more aggressive with girls who wanted it hard but passionate not rough (not that they're mutually exclusive)
Umm, pardon me, excuse me, do you think it might be possible to...umm...sort of...
"Did it hurt when you fell down from the sky? Because judging from your face, you fell head first."
"Why do you say that?"
"Because you're not going to be seeing me for a while. Turn over."
3:33 lol, yeah, the biblical sense, and i liked it, the first time, but when all you ever do is that... well, it gets boring. on the other hand, i've also known guys like dan.
so, point is, polite can be nice, but so can "turn over, bitch" depending on the situation. mix that shit up!
Dan and Daniel is the same name. All of them are super nice and sweet!
pfshaha, "do you mind if i get behind you" - is the guy british?
i'm a girl and this would've turned me off.
sex and being polite don't really go together in my opinion.
obviously i don't want anyone to be disgustingly pushy, but saying "do you mind if i get behind you?" is just not okay.
I had someone ask me the same thing! It was super sweet!
You are an idiot if you think that someone with a certain name is always going to be "nice and sweet." A name does not define a person, dumbass.
I 'bad night'-ed this. And I'm a girl. That would be a total mood killer. I mean, I'm all for guys being polite and romantic. And 'making love' sometimes. But politeness and doggy style do not mix. Wtf? Just turn me over, and let's have some fun.
3:55 #2 i like your idea of a good night
but your missing one thing
the finger in your ass while you get your dick sucked
my bf love when i stick my finger in his ass
gives a nice warm load in my mouth
is it weird that i actually said "aww" haha that's sweetttttt
that is 3:23 #2 ... mmmmmm.
i think 4:17 is on her period. she is deffinatly riding the crimson tide
roll over bitch or im gonna hit you with this brick
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is he a man?? I can't believe he bothered to ask!!!
I like "do you mind if I get behind you" a lot. If he'd said "can I please get behind you," that would have been a little annoying.
mm i agree..i want 3:23...gottam, im getting wet reading this thread
no, u see, ur doing it all wrong, you don't ask politly, you spin her around on ur own, and fuck her brains out, just the way she likes it
the first time i had sex i was nervous she would think doggy style was "objectifying" her or something silly...my friend had just told me a story where a girl was annoyed about that, so it was on my mind...needless to say we didn't do all the things i wanted too. who says you cum too fast the first time?
Whats with all the Dan, Danny, Daniel guys? Everyone i know with those name are nice guys.
That's pretty lame. In my humble opinion. Just do it. If I don't want to, I'll tell you.
Did you let him corn hole you? How nice do I have to ask for that???
props if you're out of his league, actually even then, be a man act like you got a pair!
3:24 i feel like i've known you...
So cute!! Would definatly let him after tht
this is fuckin lame.
i want a man who's aggressive! ;]
there should be some official rules on this kinda thing.
the idea of whether or not we should be polite or just take full control of the situation.
one time a guy extremely politely asked me if i wanted to dance, before proceeding to grind on me
polite can be VERY sexy, and i like it when a guy says please....
4:50 I bet you ask women if it hurt when they fell from heaven too, dont you?
thanks 4:07... little bit nice... little bit rough... best of both worlds... now everyone can shut the fuck up! ;-)
make sure to keep your pinky up ...keep it classy
I like a man to take charge in the bedroom. None of that pussy shit. I would of told Dan politely to pick up his shit and leave.
Good fucking god, the Thermochromatic guy on the left is so ugly. I hate it.
Also, the black girl with the open shirt with no tits, ugly. And the other girl with the open fleece sweater or whatever, ugly.
American Apparel has some ugly ass models and terrible photographers lately. Blah.
I would soo totally fuck him....
lies...Dan/Daniel/Dannys are not all nice guys.
and for the record. asking politely fully kills the mood.
4:23 i agree, big difference between "do you mind if i get behind you?" and "can i please get behind you?" also depends on how sexy he is...maybe he can just say whatever he wants...ya dig? =)
Guys are really really fucked up. I don't know if it's the anonymity or what, but seriously? Like if half of these guys are serious I'm kind of worried about the future of our society. It's not ok to hit a girl in an everyday setting, but in the context of the bedroom, she's only there to please you? Like, I've had rough sex before and I loved it, but....
Oh, and I think the OP is adorable.
who is this Dan and where can i get one??
this is probably my ex. what a shame.
Please let me ram my penis in your vagina
I agree with 4:07, that's awesome!!!
damn usually i just get a "turn around" and a slap on the butt
3:23.... stick your cock in me now.
5:57, exactly what I've been thinking ever since I found this site.
is it weird that people do not think it is annoying at all to add an excessive amount of letters to a worddddddddddd????
KEEPER. my boyfriend would never do that
ohh i love this. so sweet... you're lucky to have a man like that!
331 - in the biblical sense?
4:07 #2 - marry me? or better yet hit me with it then roll me over?...please?
he was just sick of looking at your ugly mug bitch
slam her face into the wall/headboard for good measure
it is a very cute statement =) i agree with 423 and 447
3:55 gets no action..
3:33 - can I be you friend?
4:07...love pulling the reins when i'm behind her. reading what you wrote got me going
idk like i just say DOGGYYY TIMEEEE!
and then she's like fuck yeah.
I say ''Turn Over Bitch!''
I think I am the Dan this is refering too. Haha! I am famous!
4:50 (2) I like your style XD
Why are guys pissy because some men can actually still be a gentleman? I think its sweet...
i hope all the guys on here get herpes, if you dont already have it
nothing wrong with a healthy mix of aggression and sexy shyness. even dirty girls don't wanna be treated like whores all the time
thats just not doing it right
hey doggy fetch my boner