Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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