The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
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Unless you're twelve, dry humping is not an accomplishment.
What's wrong with working a double shift?
You work at a strip club, quit bitching!
It's ok women work half as hard as men. We won't miss your help dont sweat it.
Awkward moment when its actually a guy who was being dry humped! Lol