That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Rumble strips road head = magical
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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