Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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