yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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