Porn is love you can see.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I have grass duct taped all over my body
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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