Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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