Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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