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i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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