Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog