She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!