i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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