I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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