i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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