"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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