drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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