Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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