I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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